Απλά άνοιξα το συρτάρι μου

Απλά άνοιξα το συρτάρι μου

...που είναι κάτι χρόνια κλειστό
και βρήκα αυτά

flavor texts λοιπόν...(ελαφρώς πειραγμένα για την κατανόηση)

Spined Wurm
"I wouldn't stand in front of that wyrm, son. 'Course, I wouldn't stand behind it neither. In fact, standin anywhere near that wyrm's not much of a plan."

Grizzly Bears
"Don't try to outrun a grizzly. It'll catch you, knock you down, and eat you. Of course you could run up a tree. In that case you'll get a nice view before it knocks down the tree and eats you."

Fodder Cannon
"Step 1: Find your cousin
Step 2: Get your cousin in the cannon
Step 3: Find another cousin"

Shock( δεν ξέρω αν προκρίθηκε τελικά αυτό το flavor text)
"When static electricity ceases to be static"

επίσης ένα καλό για το shock.

"Once I saw a goblin shouting at a thunderstorm. He lost the argument pretty quickly"

Sizzle
"Of course you should fight fire with fire. You should fight everything with fire"

Monstrous growth
"Get in touch with your inner monster"

Information dealer
"One wizard is a suspect. Two wizards are a conspiracy" (E κύριοι της wizards of the coast?)

Inspiration
"Madness and genius are separated only by degrees of success."

Uncontrollable anger
"To a goblin warrior gravity has the direction of the nearest unsmashed face."

Krark-Clan Ogre
"The goblin clan believes it's caught an ogre. The ogre believes he's caught seven goblins."


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